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American Players Theatre
5950 Golf Course Road
P.O. Box 819
Spring Green, WI 53588
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You Never Can Tell

You Never Can Tell

By George Bernard Shaw

Directed by
William Brown
Hill Theatre
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Cast

Mr. Valentine
Martin Yurek *
Miss Dolly Clandon
Emma Bates
Mr. Philip Clandon
Gerard Neugent *
Parlor Maid
Amy Acker
Mrs. Lanfrey Clandon
Sarah Day *
Miss Gloria Clandon
Deborah Staples *
Mr. Crampton
Mark Corkins *
Waiter
Robert Spencer *
Mr. M'Comas
Jonathan Smoots *
Bohun
Lee Ernst *
Hotel Guest
Amy Acker
Hotel Guest
Jeremy Woods
Waiter
Alfred C. Kemp
Waiter
Nat Miller
Waiter
Michael Di Padova
Carver
Patrick Holland
Gardener
Michaelangello Matarrese

Staff

Costume Design
Dawna Gregory
Scenic Design
Nayna Ramey
Lighting Design
Robert Jared
Music Composer
Barbara Chusid
Voice and Dialect Coach
Laurie Birmingham *
Stage Managers
Kelly O'Rourke Tallman *, Melinda Briann Elmer
Production Stage Manager
Evelyn Matten *
* Member of Actors' Equity Association, the Union of Professional Actors and Stage Managers
** Member of Society of Stage Directors and Choreographers, an Independent Labor Union
† Member of United Scenic Artists
You Never Can Tell
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